'God, I don't like this. She would read articles in Cosmopolitan about young women's sex drives and wonder what was thematter with her, that she didn't seem to have one - or thatif she did, it was certainly rather weak. ''Well, I'm afraid it seems that is what she needs. 'Octavia, hi.
noproblem, we just go to the BBC tower, ask them to makean announcement, someone will have her, don't be silly,calm down. 'Notin office hours. God,I can't believe you did that, saw a solicitor without tellingme. Wouldyou like me to phone the doctor?''No, of course I don't want you to phone the bloodydoctor! I don't need a bloody doctor.
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